From humble beginnings...
Demandsmen hard at work at the Union Ultimatum Demand Yards in turn-of-the-century Omaha, Nebraska. Photo courtesy of The Omaha Historical Society.
Whether you've met them online or in a dark alley, we're pleased to introduce our team of ultimatum specialists.
 "Bill" | "Bill" is the nephew of a powerful oligarch. Who can say no to "Bill"? We can't. |
 "Pete" | Details witheld. |
 "Gary" | "Gary" just completed his PhD in criminology. We're happy to have him during this period of transition. |
 "Wilma" | "Wilma" is our resident computer expert. Not a day goes by when we don't hear her exclaim, "I'm in!" |
 "Bart" | "Bart" runs a PAC when he's not working the phones at Ultimatum Research Associates. |
 "Phil" | When he's not delivering organs, "Phil" can be found in the URA chatroom offering helpful advice. |
 "Brad" | Brad wrote this site because he needed to be "taught a lesson". |
 "Jeremy" | "Jeremy" joins the team from the production line at Boeing. |
 "Zach" | "Zach" is incarcerated and works remotely. |
 "Владислава" | Even her alias is hard to say so we call her Gloria around the office. |