From humble beginnings...

Factory Floor

Demandsmen hard at work at the Union Ultimatum Demand Yards in turn-of-the-century Omaha, Nebraska. Photo courtesy of The Omaha Historical Society.

Whether you've met them online or in a dark alley, we're pleased to introduce our team of ultimatum specialists.

Владислава
"Владислава"
Even her alias is hard to say so we call her Gloria around the office.
Brad
"Brad"
Brad wrote this site because he needed to be "taught a lesson".
Wilma
"Wilma"
"Wilma" is our resident computer expert. Not a day goes by when we don't hear her exclaim, "I'm in!"
Bart
"Bart"
"Bart" runs a PAC when he's not working the phones at Ultimatum Research Associates.
Zach
"Zach"
"Zach" is incarcerated and works remotely.
Phil
"Phil"
When he's not delivering organs, "Phil" can be found in the URA chatroom offering helpful advice.
Pete
"Pete"
Details witheld.
Gary
"Gary"
"Gary" just completed his PhD in criminology. We're happy to have him during this period of transition.
Bill
"Bill"
"Bill" is the nephew of a powerful oligarch. Who can say no to "Bill"? We can't.
Jeremy
"Jeremy"
"Jeremy" joins the team from the production line at Boeing.